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Can a cow be blamed for a car accident?

Can a cow be blamed for a car accident?

Cows seem to be a particular menace when confronted by car drivers. Half the animal-related claims and excuses seem to mention cows. But it’s unfair to blame just our bovine friends. It seems flies, camels and elephants also have it in for us: A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

How did I get knocked out in a car accident?

The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and struck a tree I haven’t got.

Where did the US diplomat’s wife hit a man?

The fatal incident occurred in late August outside England’s Royal Air Force Croughton, site of a U.S. Air Force communications base. The wife of a U.S. diplomat is accused of using diplomatic immunity to flee the U.K. after she allegedly struck and killed a young man with her car in late August.

What’s the most funny explanation for a car accident?

On this page fifty of the silliest, most incomprehensible and unintentionally funny explanations for these car accidents are reproduced. What exactly is going on in the brains of the speakers is unclear. Some may be the spur of the moment, mangled attempt of a guilty individual trying to deflect blame from himself or herself.

Cows seem to be a particular menace when confronted by car drivers. Half the animal-related claims and excuses seem to mention cows. But it’s unfair to blame just our bovine friends. It seems flies, camels and elephants also have it in for us: A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

On this page fifty of the silliest, most incomprehensible and unintentionally funny explanations for these car accidents are reproduced. What exactly is going on in the brains of the speakers is unclear. Some may be the spur of the moment, mangled attempt of a guilty individual trying to deflect blame from himself or herself.

The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and struck a tree I haven’t got.

The fatal incident occurred in late August outside England’s Royal Air Force Croughton, site of a U.S. Air Force communications base. The wife of a U.S. diplomat is accused of using diplomatic immunity to flee the U.K. after she allegedly struck and killed a young man with her car in late August.